Everybody keeps asking what I'm going to be for Halloween. I keep trying to come up with something. But the only person I can think of that I want to be is me. So you can come over dressed up as your fantasy self. Me, I already am.
Some people say you should dress up all ugly and scary so the ghouls and goblins will run away and go after someone else. I don't worry about that. If I can handle men who have gotten rich hoping money can buy them out of their 2nd class status in Mother Nature's plan and make them masters of the universe who don't have to pay for dinner, I can handle a measly gremlin